What Kim Dot Com is really disclosing on Monday.

So tonight's another leaders debate but what I really want to talk about is the big reveal happening on Monday night.

You see, the Civillian Party's Ben Uffindell wanted to keep this under wraps until, well, he hoped it would never come out.  He's actually the love child of Kim Dotcom and a mystery woman, well I've been investigating and it would seem his mother is Bronagh Key but John wanted the one indiscretion Bronagh had to be secret, hence his last name, and the reason why Mona, Kim's ex wife has been photographed with Max Key is that they're brother and sister.  Mona is Max's half sister from a pay back affair John had.  

This is really what Kim Dotcom is going to reveal and he's just saying it's about Hollywood because the scenario has all the makings of a Hollywood movie.   Key had never been keen on his family entering politics and wanted to shield them from the public eye.  So yes, now you know, no need to pay Kim Dot Com anymore attention.

Disclaimer: this is satire and the actual truth should be treated with a grain of salt, better yet, KDC should fade into oblivion and not be given any further media headlines.